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Classic Cukes
A sampling of some of our favorites.

Cuke blossom festival
Spring is magical (cukes don’t grow on trees).

Mean Cukes
Now back to the normal dillstribution

PSYCUKE
Psycucumber - qu’est-ce que c’est?

Served at Low Tea
Cuke sandwiches getting wild at High Tea

Cuke henge
Winter Solstice greetings!

Garden variety market fluctuations
The macro-economics of veg.

And I do my little turn on the cukewalk
Capturing that disaffected runway model stare

Cuconflict resolution technique
It can work.

“Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a partner…”
The home life of an epic rock/punk/cuke band.

Et tu, Boise?
Vegetable take on the Ides of March

AP ancient Cucumerian
Rough test for the scribes this year

Kleecumber
After Paul Klee

First rule of cuke club...
... is not the only important rule.

Schools out for summer!
Cukes celebrating Flag Day and end of school

Brine of Gherkinstein
So salty

John waters da Vine
Inspired by internal strife on upstairs bathroom use.

“I don’t swim”
Live your dream...

Gherkinstein’s monster actually
Choose love, monster.

Enjoy your Screaming Vikings responsibly.
See Cheers S6 E1

It’s better to be fermented than loved
Cuke student not loving her Machiavelli

Cuke No. 1
Inspired by Type O Negative's Halloween classic.

The regular rush
Thanksgiving-week insanity.

Touristes américukes
Imagining how sophisticated you'll feel on getaway trip to Paris.

Routine juice test
Little cuke has blood test nightmares

Porphyria's Cucumber
Inspired by Robert Browning poem
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